Things Students Taught Me

Talking about that Korean War thing that happened a little bit ago, one of the students just hit the nail right on the head:

America helps North Korea.  N. Korea attacks S. Korea.  China helps S. Korea, and Russia has the Bomb.

It's great.  Because, you know, we're helpful.  And North Korea SUCKS.  I mean, they don't even have light bulbs.  What's up with this terrible lack of light bulbs?  Have they been talking to Al Gore again?

And it's nice that the chinks are helping out those chicks in South Korea.  I mean, even the Victoria's Secret people hang their heads in Marketing Shame when they see South Korea.  It's hopeless.  But they're all networked, and the Chinese are networked.  Because, I mean, who does networking better than the People at the Party?

I mean, com'on, it's a Party, right?

But then North Korea didn't have a light bulb, and got all messed up over how how South Korea was getting with "Communist Eye for the Korean Guy" and, well, that's no good.  I mean, think about it.  Here's this guy with a bowl cut in a yellow submarine sneaking along the coast, lobbing missiles all the way over JAPAN... (and, come on, North Korea, don't mess with Japan, because she's into some REALLY kinky shit, and you just don't want to go there)... and then he's got to go all slappy on South Korea while they stand there in their pink worker's overalls.

And, I mean, think about this.  It makes no sense.  If you wanna be jealous, it's not South Korea who's got it where it counts.... if you wanna be jealous, look west at Russia.  Now, Russia's got the bomb.  Man, not only does Russia have the bomb, but Russia is peddling that Bomb EVERYWHERE.  You can't go anywhere online without seeing Russian bombs.  Russian bombs here, Russian bombs there, it's like the entire web site should come with a disclaimer:

"Russia has the bomb, so if you're browing online at work, you're FIRED!  And here's Russia again, would ya look at that Bomb!"

Well, I guess I don't really have that much to say.  Except, man, are there a lot of people trying to buy Russia's Bomb(s) lately...