Slave labor camps

We are now about mid-way through America’s favorite time of the year, Allhallowedsuperhappythanksmashanukkahbowl. Yes sir! The time of year where we meld every holiday in the fall and early spring into one giant orgy of materialistic advertising and guilt in order to maximize the income of giant box stores, automobile manufactures, diamond dealers and Chinese slave-labor camps is upon us once again.

My desire to rant about it comes just about this time every year. The Christmas decorations that went up before Halloween candy was off the shelves are already gathering cob-webs. All through the Thanksgiving football games, we had turkeys selling trucks and beer, the Macy’s parade selling Macy’s, and today even has a name of its own: Black Friday. From this point forward, we are going to be bombarded with advertising everything from diamonds to kid’s toys to automobiles. Are these things that we can buy any day of the year? Of course they are!

This is the CREEPIEST Santa EVAR