panties

Hello friends and neighbors! Yes, it has been a while since your friend and lifeline to the strange has posted, but I have had other issues in my life than putting out blogs of late. So, all three of my loyal readers can now sit back and rejoice that I have returned to my peanut-butter crusted keypad to hammer out some more nonsense for your approval and enlightenment.

Two articles have caught my attention today. Yes, that is two….more than one and less than three. You all thought I could not read that much in one week did you? Fie on you, of course I can, with the help of a secretary and my tattered copy of Webster’s Dictionary.

These two articles pertain to some of my favorite things; women’s unmentionable under-things, earthquakes, and frogs.