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TEXAS WINTER STORM WARNING!!!!!
Submitted by Phelonius on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 22:59.The big news in north Texas today is that we are actually under a "winter storm warning!" Now, for those of you living in, or are from, a northern state, you have to realize something. Down here, the next best thing to sliced bread is a good, healthy panic over a winter storm. This article is actually a re-doux of an article I posted a couple of years ago, but it is still pertinant.

You are going to DIE, DIE, DIE !!!!
"Ground Zero" Construction Delays
Submitted by Phelonius on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 22:43.Our friends at The Onion are at it again with their hard-hitting and relevant journalism. I applaud their daring and and conviction by interviewing even those that this country is at war against.
Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays
