idiots

Telling fortunes is a past-time that spans continents and the ages. People have told fortunes based on a deck of cards, flaws in a ball of crystal, the places where the stars go in the sky and many other things. Lots of people believe in the results of these things. We have all heard of sacrificing animals and reading the entrails. We have heard of swirling tea leaves in a cup, casting sticks, casting coins, and some of this reading audience has even used the Ouija Board. Even stranger, some people even listen to the weatherman, which is one thing I have managed to largely avoid.

"Have you considered Life Insurance?"