Godzilla

Japan Accidentally Frees Mutant Mouse

According the News Daily, a genetically altered mouse was temporarily freed at Japan’s Narita Airport.

Now, this raises several alarm bells in my mind. Let us take a look at what the factors are:

  1. This is a genetically altered lab mouse.
  2. This is Japan
  3. What else do we need to know?

After Monster Island, you would have thought that Japan would have learned a basic thing or two, and, actually, I am proud to note that they did. They now have something in the government there called the “Central Institute for Experimental Animals.” I am betting these are the same guys that put up the giant fence all around the perimeter of Monster Island and invented those jeeps with the parafoil guns that shot electric bolts at Mothra.

 

Nice mouse AFTER mutation

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