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Red Light Cameras are Dangerous
Submitted by Phelonius on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 03:19.
The
Of
has brought a new study to our attention here at Sciolist Salmagundi. It
reflects our own unpublished study (even though our manager, Sal, showed up at
the publishing house with a can of gasoline and threatened to “burn this damned
place to the ground”) called “Idiots and Why Red light Cameras are the Spawn of
Satan.”
Typical Driver
GOOD MORNING!!
Submitted by Phelonius on Wed, 05/23/2007 - 15:27.The best part of the morning is waking up, lurching into the bathroom, looking down and wondering “Why the hell are my feet wet?”
“Why is there wet toilet paper on the rug?”
“Why are there strange gurgling noises coming out of the sink?”
“What the HELL is that BLOB in the bathtub??”
“Why is there no water in the toilet?”
Then you know.
You know that you are going to have one of THOSE mornings.
My plumber's kit, including a blow torch, the essential tape and a bomb.
