Sal's blog

Kurt Vonnegut, who reveled in the weakness and vulnerabilities of man  has succumbed to our greatest weakness of all, mortality. I suspect that Kurt would of seen human mortality as our greatest strength however. It limits the damage the evil in us can do and preserves the good that we have done from being over shadowed by the evil we would have done if we just had more time.

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 1922 - 2007

Link to Kurt Vonnegut dies at 84: paper | U.S. | Reuters

If only more advertising was this truthful and fun...

 It's official Larry Birkhead has been identified as the father of late media crack whore Anna Nicole's baby. We can all sleep easy knowing that the identity of that one single sperm cell that managed to fight off all the others in the Darwinian crotch swamp of the drug addled Ms. Smith has been identified. Mr. Birkhead is with little doubt now planing the immanent arrival of his love check, er child to be delivered in the mail as he consults with architects on a massive addition to house the lil meal ticket.

You know, in the three years I lived in England, hung out with the locals, drank in the pub, I never realized that there could be a literal meaning to the term 'pissed'. Sure the beer is a nice golden yellow and the dentistry a bit casual but who would of guessed there was a connection.

Yes it seems a certain British dentist was caught with his pants down (sorry, sometimes I don't have the strength to fight off those puns) urinating in the surgical sink. Now this wouldn't be enough on it's own to do the good doctor in. No, he apparently also cleaned his nails with the picks, treated people without gloves and didn't wash between patients. All this combined could have caused massive health issues in England. Thank God no one goes to the dentist there.

Good, now get that crap off my TV!

Well the church has once again taken a stand on the important issues of the day.... The Chocolate Jesus must GO!

I've too much to say on this particular issue for the time I have right now, but I will say, if we take the WWJD measuring stick out I'm fairly sure that "You put your middle finger at the catholic church and we broke it" wouldn't be the first thing out of the Messiah's mouth.

"Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied"

I'm sure most priests when pondering the concept of divine accession, are in fact thinking of one day walking up that golden staircase to be at the foot of the almighty to live eternally in heaven. Well, according to Reuters a certain Father Antonio Rodrigues is more apt to be thinking of ascending from 0-130 mph in his souped-up Ford Fiesta.

If Gore said it, it must be true.

Once again Gore has instructed us on how we should live our lives, reduce our energy use and ultimately save the planet.

Video moved here

Once a design geek always a design geek. Put good type with a good flick and I'm a happy man.

If ever there was a reason for eugenics.

This girl is _really_ afraid of pickles. Video on IMEEM